Sharing a meal with a toddler will cause you to experience existential crisis. You will ask yourself such deep questions as “At what point is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich no longer a sandwich? Is this a deconstruction of our preconceived notions of ‘peanut butter and jelly sandwich’? Or is this my child experimenting with molecular gastronomy?”
Another question might be: “What does this child eating a banana remind me of?
Finally, you might ask, “How the hell are you supposed to eat with your eyes shut?”